Why ninjas beat pirates

The Pirates of Penzance will own the Ninjas, they can sing much better and know many things. A pirate crew is a team. Each individual has his own task, but they are more or less equal. Ninjas are just loners with a strange fixation on wearing black pajama's. Teamwork and gunpowder will win over short swords and black overalls.

Pirates I know are real, but they just aren't as you see them in movies. They are more just like drug dealers. To this day ninjas still roam Asia, but they do have katanas and also, they do still slice things in half. So in conclusion, Ninja's are more real than Pirates. Pirates don't have to live by the same rules ninjas do.

As a matter of fact they don't have to listen to rules at all! Ninjas are all like "Oh sensei Master I love you please let me lick you again I just haaaave to wash your dishes" so yeah pirates are cooler plus TMNT. Pirates are better than ninjas because they get to work with their friends.

They don't have to wear tights or pajamas to work. A pirate without a leg is a captain! Pirates want to die with dignity while ninjas just try to run away. The original title for ninja was Shinobi. They couldn't fly or shoot kunai out from their sleeves or disappear into thin air. Shinobi were mostly spies or assassins or participants in espionage and guerrilla warfare.

Sometimes they even aided the Samurai in battle. They had more options than Samurai since they weren't bound to the code of Bushido. Shinobi had several private networks to share information. And just so you know, Japan had pirates too. Shinobi presumably knew a thing or two about naval assault. They had access to some guns and primitive flamethrowers, Which they used to cause chaos and arson. They were familiar with various weapons, Hand to hand combat, Parkour, Stealth, Psychological warfare, Strategy, And chemicals.

Like the Ashigaru, They were an underappreciated asset to Japanese warfare. Assuming you mean European pirates from around the s they're the most famous , They also used guerrilla warfare.

The smash n' grab tactic was pretty common. Their skills in weapons were naturally a bit more self taught. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script: Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.

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Now, a single ninja — if we assume for the sake of argument that most ninjas work alone — against a boat full of pirates would be different. A ninja could likely perform silent kills on a fair amount of sleeping pirates but, if discovered, a group of pirates on their own boat would almost surely be able to defeat a single ninja. Ninjas have throwing stars, nunchucks, katana swords, and smoke bombs, to name a very small selection of concealable and semi-concealable items.

Pirates have guns, sabers, cannons, and the plank. There are literally 99 ways to die at the hands of a ninja, but maybe only ten ways by pirate. Ninjas eke out a close victory after an impressive showing by both sides.